Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster in Thor Ragnarok and Ted Danson as Michael in the Good Place have the same energy
they’re friends
Bold of you to assume they’re not ex-lovers
Bold of you to assume they broke up
are we sure they’re not the same person
Since Tumblr is quickly going down the toilet…
Here’s where else you can find me online:
this isn’t nearly all of them but hey, here they are. I forgot about them while posting my favorite vine compilation tbh.
I DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE MORE THAN JUST HEALTHY SNACK ONE
They get more incomprehensible each time lmao
when a character you hate dies
I’m bubbie
Flapjack: “Bubbie.”
Bubbie: “Yeah, baby?”
Flapjack: [sadly] “I miss K’nuckles.”
Bubbie: [cheerfully] “I don’t!”
new high school classmate: so what’s your name
renesmee: renesmee
new classmate: that’s… interesting
renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me
bella, sitting literally two seats away:
I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter
youre goddamn right thats what im implying





